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My Twilight
twIlIght
One dark, stormy night, in one frightining, slightly molding castle, a vampire slowly leavs his coffin in an almost trance like way, moaning. Slouching in to his kitchen, he met an unpleasent surprise. There stood his girlfriend, standing next to the light switch. She turned on the light, revealing her floresent bald head ( polished daily ) and her 5 billion neon nose, belly, and tounge rings witch took any remaining atractiveness away.
" Oh, look what ya did! " howled the vampire " I just woke up, I can't see a thing!"
" you promised to take me to the bar to night, Mufasa! " yelled his girlfrend. " your not revealing enough to go!"
Mufasa looked at her dumbstruck untill finaly uttering the words,
" I am in my underwhere you mindless woman! Sure i'll take you to some dumb bunny bar, but i will get dressed in whatever I feal like lady!"
The bald woman started to skip around singing a made up song that went something like this:
" we're going to a bar,
we're heading to the car'
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Literature
The Doll From Hell
Once upon a midnight's eve,
I recieved,
A doll repeating,
"Feed me Please"
I sat it upon a stool so small,
Afraid it would fall,
I snuggled in my bed so tight,
And turned out the light
Waking up at 3,
I looked beside me,
And there it was yelling,
"Feed me Please"
Taking out his batteries,
He really bugged me,
But it continued saying repeatedly,
"Feed me Please!"
Thinking fast I threw him out the window,
I have a great throw,
And where it hit a near by crow,
then spontaneously combusted twist
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DinoAwesomeness
RAWR!!!
United States
Current Residence: over the rainbow
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ..............
Print preference: your preference
Favourite genre of music: ??????
Favourite photographer: ????
Favourite style of art: your mom!!!
Operating System: RAWER!!!!
MP3 player of choice: ipod
Shell of choice: the ones on crabs
Wallpaper of choice: ????
Skin of choice: my flawless perfect skin
Favourite cartoon character: too many to list
Personal Quote: imma dinosuar.... MEOW
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:iconalli-aka-street:
Alli-aka-Street Featured By Owner May 15, 2008
why did u switch users?
are u disowning vampires?
why did u pick "dino awsmeness"?
GAH! so many questions!
I've got enough on my mind working with nate and such i don't need this from you Jade!
*grumble...asshole*
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DinoAwesomeness Featured By Owner May 23, 2008
i didn't switch! am grounded and my parents are watching my account to make sure i don't go online.
no, i am not disowning vampires.
i picked "dino awesomeness" because dinosuars are awesome.

Anything else?
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Alli-aka-Street Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2008
can i use ur scanner?
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Alli-aka-Street Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2008
wow
whenever i think of dino i think of the principal. and whenever i think of vamp think of amplifiers. you should make your abreviations more obvious to people who don't know you
they'll think your crazy when are you going to be done being grounded? we need to hang out
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DigitalCraze Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2008
13?? and you drew that? ...honestly! thats either MAAD talent or brutal copywrightion... !!! awesome shizzznicks!!
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PugofDoom Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2008
No, he stole it.
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DigitalCraze Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2008
O.O oh... bummer...

total razz mann. :(
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Alli-aka-Street Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2008
he's not that good he's just pretending
I should know he attempted to teach me
how to draw hands last year and he sucked
i had to learn elswhere
jk
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DigitalCraze Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2008
Lul! u gotta do it yourself or its isnts validnes. thats just wrong.
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DinoAwesomeness Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2008
hey! i told you before i tried to teach you that i can't teach!
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