One dark, stormy night, in one frightining, slightly molding castle, a vampire slowly leavs his coffin in an almost trance like way, moaning. Slouching in to his kitchen, he met an unpleasent surprise. There stood his girlfriend, standing next to the light switch. She turned on the light, revealing her floresent bald head ( polished daily ) and her 5 billion neon nose, belly, and tounge rings witch took any remaining atractiveness away.
" Oh, look what ya did! " howled the vampire " I just woke up, I can't see a thing!"
" you promised to take me to the bar to night, Mufasa! " yelled his girlfrend. " your not revealing enough to go!"
Mufasa looked at her dumbstruck untill finaly uttering the words,
" I am in my underwhere you mindless woman! Sure i'll take you to some dumb bunny bar, but i will get dressed in whatever I feal like lady!"
The bald woman started to skip around singing a made up song that went something like this:
" we're going to a bar,
we're heading to the car'